This just in: Preezy reports being molested in Denver. Romney suspected. Cop to Obama: “Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.” Chris Mathews carried from MSNBC stage holding leg, screaming “My Tingle! MY TINGLE!” In seclusion, under heavy medication. Developing.
Quote of the Day
"The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable"
-– H.L. Mencken