The latest scheme by which blood that has been sucked from the veins of working Americans to be squandered in contemptuously stupid progressive do-good programs has been announced by (who else) Hillary Clinton.
Thanks to you and other working Americans, lucky Indians, Africans, and Asians will be able to cook cockroaches and mud pies without polluting the environment. Lets just hope they’ve washed their penises first.
No shit. You can’t make this stuff up.